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Get to Known me Meme, Royalist Edition

[4/7] Royal Pairings - Queen Victoria/Prince Albert

I need not tell you that since we left, all my thoughts have been with you at Windsor, and that your image fills my whole soul. Even in my dreams I never imagined that I should find so much love on earth. How that moment shines for me when I was close to you, but with your hand in mine! Those days flew by so quickly, but our separation will fly equally so. Ernest wishes me to say a thousand nice things to you. With promises of unchanging love and devotion, your ever true Albert.

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  • "Oh, you don't look like a whore. An idiot maybe? Or both! Yes. A whorediot."

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  • "Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass."

  • "That... got a little dark."

  • "She is riddled with herpes."

  • "Just the tip!"

  • "No words. My words have failed me."

  • "I gotta go make an old man eat a big bowl of spiderwebs."

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  • "I'm scared that if I stop drinking all at once, the cumulative hangover will literally kill me."

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  • "We touched penises."

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