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Reblogged from jean-valgina  64,674 notes
  • The US Government:

    We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of

  • The US Government:

    If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day

  • The US Government:

    And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem

  • The US Government:

    In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free

  • The US Government:

    If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education

  • The US Government:

    Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people

  • The US Government:

    And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job

  • The US Government:

    The parent who is working 16 hours a day

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imagine aliens turning bones into an actual human skeleton
Anonymous

firlalaith:

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

imagine jim writing up the official report to star fleet and some of the phrases he uses to describe the situation include

  • godamn skeleton holy shit
  • totally kickass
  • theres a skeleton walking around enterprise looking sick as fuck please dont fix this

Up until Jim figures out that Leonard can’t actually bone him with a boner in this state.